insert something clever and witty here.

So this guy emails me. His subject line: "hey cutie." right. I mean, my photo was on the website. He must know I am no "cutie." Cute just seems so very wrong. "Cute" should be reserved for kittens, babies, and certain types of early blooming flowers. Maybe he's just not very clever. Maybe he thinks that "cutie" is a blanket compliment... one size fits all? Perhaps it's a term of endearment he uses for his grandmother, for his favorite niece. Hmm... all the more reason it shouldn't be used for spikey-haired freaky people. Then again, maybe he was trying to be nice. That's another great word: nice. ick.

Well. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

'night cutie.